I hate classic rock. But it’s dawned on me that I really hate Supertramp. God are they sappy. Those squeaky, high feminine voices, those unbelievably sappy lyrics... and really… a fucking xylophone?!?!?

But then I’ve been told - xylophone players get all the girls.



And if Led Zepellin was banned for all time, I might die a happy man.
At work the other old farts have Classic Rock on all day.
(if Classic Rock ever stopped, they'd become "gay" instantly, so it's crucial)
The local classic rock plays the same Led Zep songs five times within the 9 hours that I'm at work.


And Hey!
don’t everyone post at once.

Does anybody really need to hear Stairway or Freebird ever again as long as they live?