My girlfriend fell yesterday attempting to walk over a sheet of ice and snow. She saw others walk over it and thought since they can do it, so could she. Well, like clockwork, she tumbled, scraped her left knee up and twisted her right ankle (the poor thing). So, like a good boyfriend, I was at her bedside to help in anyway I could. It comes nighttime, her ankle is the size of a baseball, and she simply can't walk, but she has to go to the bathroom (#2). I said to her "Since both your legs are banged up, I'll just carry you." So I did, with my arms around her waist in a bear hug, and along the way she says "Well, at least I'll be lighter on the way back."

I would dump her.

You don't carry a girl with a big bear hug around the waist! ESPECIALLY if she has to go #2.
Do you think George Clooney would carry a girl using a WWF bear hug? No.

BTW, she sounds funny, I'd keep her! Funny is a hard quality to find in a grilfriend. Miserable - that's easy to find.

I think the title was sarcastic...


...oh, damn, maybe you're being sarcastic too

I think it's nice to have someone with a sense of humor - it's mostly better to laugh and it's also healthy...

that is fucking haliarous... my girlfriend says stuff like that too